Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Tuesday, 12 August 2014

Why We Love Guardians of the Galaxy

I mean, first of all, I guess obviously: not spoiler-free. 

Okay. The most obvious thing:

Not only is this just an absolutely stellar set of tunes, the absolute punch-in-the-gut of feelings that he treasures it so much because it's from his dead mother just made me feel so much more emotionally attached to Peter and the mother that we only met onscreen for about 45 seconds. 

Also, it was pretty easy to make these character designs into tacky-looking troll dolls (I was particularly worried about Thanos), but as usual, on the design front, Marvel hits movie adaptation out of the park. And I will concede that bigger fans than me are probably unhappy with some of the bigger inaccuracies (Knowhere, for example, is not where the Collector's base is). I think they've found a sweet spot for old and new fans both. 


More than anything, the characters are perfect. Guardians of the Galaxy is essentially an exciting version of Friendship is Magic (I assume? I've never watched Friendship is Magic, maybe there are explosions). 

If you've got even a little bit of estrogen in you (males, I'm lookin' at you too), you cannot deny at least a little bit of an attraction to Peter Quill. Not just because he was already adorable way back in his parks-and-rec days, but now he's got the whole charismatic Star-lord thing going on. And yes, he's an ass, but he's got heart the whole way through. His character development isn't some obnoxious 180 switch; you can see him ride it out. And I love that, because more than anything else in the movie, I feel like they made his heart so real.  


Rocket and Drax are absolutely hilarious. Drax's inability to take things figuratively is golden for any deadpan-humour enthusiast. 
But then... you get a little bit of insight into them. Drax's story we get right off the bat, yes. Not Rocket; he eventually gets tense enough to reveal how much he hates being called a rodent. Which might sound like a problem that's hard to identify with and easy to laugh off, but it's not. He hates being belittled for being what he is, and there's a lesson there. Later on in the movie, someone calls him 'vermin' again, and he doesn't flinch. The audience doesn't get a "knowing look" because he gets it all the time. He hates it, but it's always been like this. 
And you carry on in the movie, just feeling so attached, while they're already off cracking jokes or shooting bad guys again.
She's not flouncy and flirty. She's got a nice build, but still realistic body proportions and clothing; in the comics, she might as well be wearing nothing but a ribbon, but Marvel didn't take this as an opportunity to sneak fanservice in under the guise of keeping the movie canon. She takes charge of her own life. She's doesn't reveal her endearing, emotionally vulerable, sweet-as-bubblegum personality, because that's not her. And when he tries to get her to dance for the second time, Gamora the BAMF stands hard on her firm 'no'. I love that. She's exactly the kind of heroine I want to be. 


And then everyone's favourite. The second I saw a swarm of t-shirts circulating around with "We Are Groot", I knew that Groot was going to die and that those would be his last words. It seems more and more inevitable throughout the movie, considering he's by far the most loveable anything I have ever seen, so I'm glad that I was mentally prepared to say goodbye. It gave me the opportunity to really fall in love with this giant, murderous tree-puppy, and then accept that we had to say goodbye to him (yes, I cried). The amount of satisfaction and absolute glee that came when he came back as baby Groot with a tiny face made everything okay in the world.



Ugh, and I love the absolutely cheesy way they hold hands to handle the power of the infinity gem.

Plus, the man, the legend himself's cameo is so perfect for the sole reason that he's called a pervert. 

Sunday, 10 August 2014

Digimon is Coming Back. Omfg.


15th anniversary, apparently taking place 15 years after the first season (making Tai 25, I think?).
Just watch. I BARELY HAVE WORDS!

I've been waiting for this since I was a little girl watching and re-watching Digimon, original agumon digivice strapped to my hip, literally almost never leaving the house without my digimon sticker album safely in my backpack (yes I still have and treasure it).


And I don't care how much my brother used to make fun of my favourite digimon. Biyomon did NOT have a B.O. problem. You dick. 

Wednesday, 6 August 2014

Studio Ghibli is Only On a Break


No. 
They. 
Down. 


I feel like a very niche portion of the internet has been falling apart lately at the thought of Studio Ghibli closing down. If you aren't entirely sure what that is, you're probably thinking of the movie (my favourite of all time) Spirited Away. Or as some of my cooler friends refer to it "the movie with the long mask thing":



TRUST ME. When I heard this news, my heart completely despaired too. Studio Ghibli is whimsical art in its finest; they've has created a lot of movies that have completely engulfed me in breathtaking fantasy, inspired me, made me feel at home, and helped me bond with a lot of people like me.

As my cool friends call them: "the badass princess movie" and "the one with the giant rat" 

But there's no reason to say bye to all of that just yet. Sure, Hayao Miyazaki is retiring (he's 73. Give the guy a break, okay?) But all of this rumour of Studio Ghibli closing down and no longer producing movies came from virtually nowhere. 

There was originally some speculation about Studio Ghibli shutting down, mostly because some things were lost in translation (literally. Literal Japanese to English translations. Am I the only one who thinks that's funny?) and because the studio's first film without Miyazaki made severely less money in theatres. 

Sure, that calls for Ghibli to cut down their 300-person staff (what they meant by "restructuring") but they're not going to halt all their productions. They just... might not be as amazing. Ah, what am I saying, I'm still going to think they're amazing.

Breathe, people. Studio Ghibli is only channeling their inner Ross Gellar.